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Today is .

the whole world will crumble if you bake a block of cheese. why? because cheese dosent like breads way of life and would never want to be acociated with such actions.

i know this is a lot to take in but dont fear. As long as everyone agrees that cheese should never enter the oven then we will be ok. If you do decide to put cheese in there, then please. PLEASE. dont set it to bake.

oh and to all my fans of the old site, here is the link for memory sake. Murfls old website

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The reason this cat has no cereal is becuase they tried to make a cheese cake. So in retaliation the cheese stole all the milk out of their fridge. dont be like this guy

here are some ways to communicate to the cheese to get it to cooporate if needed

• offer to make a charcuterry board with at least 5 differnt tyoes of cheese (just make sure you invite a fee friends to eat it or the cheese might not except this offering)
• say "i love you" and give it a big kiss
• bring it to a family owned farm with a nice old lady

About Me

Welcome welcome welcome. My name is murfl of course and this is my website. I plan to add a lot of random stuff to it that people can explore and find on their own. For example I might add some random stories, POV's from my characters, and maybe little games sprinkeled in here and there.

Right now this page is a big work in progress so for now bear with me and this big mess haha.

i think i might be dehydrated water.com

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